This black t-shirt features a humorous and protective message: "10 Rules for Dating My Granddaughter." It lists ten tongue-in-cheek rules, including requirements like having a job, being home early, and a warning that the speaker is everywhere. The design also includes a humorous declaration of better research skills than the FBI, threats of retribution for hurting her, and a willingness to go to jail. The shirt humorously concludes with "Abstinence-Boundaries-Curfew." Ideal for a grandfather with a sense of humor who wants to send a clear message!